Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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