you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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