Your dad touched me again.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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