It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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