I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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