4 words: hood of his car
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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