He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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