she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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