She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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