we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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