I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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