she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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