There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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