I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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