Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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