I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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