mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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