If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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