Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
where does the pee come out of this thing
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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