so explain again why im purple
no
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Randomize