How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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