Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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