I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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