I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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