Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I believe in your delicious
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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