So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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