All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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