new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
