Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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