i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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