This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
