ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Randomize
