so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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