Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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