we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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