My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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