i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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