mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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