? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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