Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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