areolas are like halos for boobs.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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