Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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