I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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