just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
either way he was missing a nipple.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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