Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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