check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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