I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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