i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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