I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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