And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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