Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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