You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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