So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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