If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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