This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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