come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My life is pants optional.
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