i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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