They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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