Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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